Anthony: oh, i wanted to be in a beer league
and be drunk the whole time
Nicholas: JUST LIKE THE MOVIE
Anthony: like that movie
hehe
Nicholas: IT WAS IN A MOVIE SO ILL DO THAT
YOU MAKE ME SICK
Thomas: im going to invite a girl
Nick: oh? who
if youre going to invite a girl you dont want me t here
Thomas: jon benet ramsey
Nick: more like jon benet trampy
Anthony: nicks accurate
and hilarious
Thomas: shes not a tramp
shes a lady
and she happens to be in one of my cemeteries so i get dibs
Nick: i call sloppy seconds
Anthony: pic or it didn't happen
Nick: if she died when she was 6, but that was like 15 yeas ago, and i have sex with her now, is she still considered a minor?
Anthony: its all about when she was born
Thomas: your good
in the state of newjersey a corpse has no rights
Nick: what about the right to be sexy
Jarrod: the right to a speedy funeral
Nick: good one jarrod
Anthony: if you cannot afford a mortician one will be provided to you by the state
Thomas: actually that is true anthony
Anthony: d'oh
Nicholas: Tomb Hernandeath
Anthony: hahaha
Nicholas: thank you thank you
ill be here all afterlife
Anthony: once he gets promoted to head funeral dude he should change his name to that
Nicholas: his business card should say "you kill 'em, we grill 'em"
Anthony: hehe
i take your loved ones death very seriously... oh my name? Tomb Hernandeath
Nicholas: lol
hernandeath is like saying his last name with a lisp
Anthony: i know all about that
Tom
: lol
jarrod: YO, lol all day every day
Tom
: LOL hell yeah
i make sluts
i raise them from chickens
jarrod: man, i want to fuck a chicken
Nicholas: You've been invited to this chat room!
sup tone
sup tomb
Tommy: hi
Anthony: hehe tomb
Nicholas: tomb hernandeath
Anthony: at your services
Nicholas: how does tom greet people when he gets to work
"good mourning"
Tommy: that was a great joke nick, a real three pointer
Anthony: maybe he gives his condolences ahead of time, just to play it safe
Tommy: tone that was hilarious. but nobody says good morning at all to you do they? they just tell you that their internet wont work.
Nicholas: lol
tone sucks
Anthony: around here i'm known as "hey tubby"
Nicholas: This morning you will tend to be rather impulsive and hurt people's feelings. This is not a favourable time for you in respect with exams or attending to business meetings. You are advised to remain cautious. Avoid getting involved in hot arguments!
thats my horoscope for today
i think my horoscope is telling me to hurt tones feelings
Anthony: ok good
shutup then
Nicholas: lol
Anthony: and move on
asshole
Nicholas: im just messing with you
Anthony: lets play feelsies on the couch then
Nicholas: ok :)
Thomas: lol
Anthony: so i says to the guy i says
Dat aint nuttin
wait til ya try her meatloaf
ayooooooooo
Jarrod: i said to her, das nutting me lass, wait until you try her corned beef... hoyty doyty
Anthony: i changed @Jarrod Gecek when he was a baby and believe me, not much has changed downthere #babydick
Nick: lol
Tom: haha
Jarrod has joined
Anthony: ruh roh
Anthony: i just bought one on ebay for 3.07 i think
3.07 shipped
Nicholas: i never buy from ebay
or should i say, e-gay
Anthony: i think its eBay
now the same guy is selling them for 3.50, so i SAVED 43 CENTSSS
Nicholas: what do you need it for
are you building a robot?
Anthony: i was thinking about it
Anthony
: you really should have that done by a professional, how much was the mount
Jarrod: i'm not going to tell you
Anthony
: dude, dont do this!
Jarrod: I'M DOING IT!
it'll be fun , AND i have good faith in this mount
i've been putting it to the test
Anthony
: i wish you the best of luck
Jarrod: haha , me too
i think it'll work , i need to find the beam and we'll be set
Anthony
: u have a studfinder?
Jarrod: Dahlia , lol, take my wife please
no , i dont have a stud finder
Anthony
: this is a huger mistake then
Jarrod: let me finish my sentence ... i don't have a stud finder ...
yet
Jarrod: anniversary's rock!
Thomas: 4 years to the date taco night
4/11/07 - 4/11/11
Jarrod: oh yea? how do you know? oh cause of chippers?
Thomas: yeah the 3 year old told me
Jarrod: holy crap, lol
right?
is it fuck time?
Anthony
: i think you are asking the wrong person that question
Jarrod: nope
Anthony: my dog barks when she was moaning, it was awful
Nick: shoulve let poochie get a piece of dat
Anthony: haha
Nick: why is that funny
Anthony: because you are telling me to share my sexual partner w/ my dog
Nick: bros b4 hos
Anthony: poochie aint no bro or a ho
BB4H
Nick: weirdddd
deja vu
weeird
Jarrod: pooch before cooch
Anthony: jarrods coming to my place around 6
Nicholas: ill be working
Anthony: till when
Nicholas: 6:30ish
Anthony: come to my place after that
Nicholas: why so you can boss me around
Anthony: if you dont then you'll REALLY see what im capable of
YOU GOT ME?
Nicholas: my stomach hurts
Anthony: uh oh, looks like another pre-bail from mr. ortenzio
9 minutes
Nicholas: dont count your bailers until they bail
Tom: my 99 cent bag of sunchips that i JSUT BOUGHT are stale
what gives
Nicholas: DID YOU PRAISE HOGAN BEFORE YOU OPENED THE BAG???
Tom: nick, of course
sent 10 his way
Anthony: jarrod
Jarrod: supz
Anthony: shaddup
Anthony: the more bacon you eat the less you are bound by traditional law in this country
Anthony: so whats the plan today backstabbers?
Jarrod: tom said he wanted to sit in his house
Anthony: pass, what else ya got
Jarrod: hehe
i don't care
do i look like i give a shiiiiiii?
Nicholas: lol jarrod
tom is not going to put on pants
we can goto his place
and sit on his couch
and watch a movie. but no talking during the movie
also the movie is something that tom wants to watch and has probably already seen
Jarrod: hehe
Anthony: haha
Nicholas: NO TALKING
Nick: jarrod thats incredible news
Jarrod: haha
Nick: i had no idea that kind of surgery was possible
Jarrod: you've said too much
Nick: regardless
Jarrod: tone if you could take one guess at what it is, what would you guess
i'll tell you if you're right or wrong
but
if you're wrong
i'll kill your parents
Anthony: JANT fools
last night tom said im a chat bully
is that true nick, ya asshole?
Nick: chat bully?
Anthony: ya, that im rough and tough in chat because im not nearby someone who can punch me
Nick: lol
i'd still punch you
im gonna punch you next time i see you
Anthony: im bored of being the guy that gets picked on
Jarrod: shut that stupid face of yours
Nick: you tell him, jarrod
i miss the old tone
Anthony: old tone?
Nick: pushover tone
Anthony: he sucks
Nick: stand in the hallways with his pants down tone
cry in his pillow every night tone
sexually abused by tom tone
Anthony: you mean ree
Jarrod: i miss new tone
high noon duel tone
karate grip action tone
whiskey voice tone
Nick: i miss t1000 tone
tone1000
with the liquid metal exoskeleton
Anthony: i miss soundboard jarrod
Jarrod: i miss tonetanic
Nick: which is your favorite tom... pre couch or post couch
Jarrod: i miss a league of their tone
Nick: i think he turned into a real jerk after he got those couches
Jarrod: the couches went straight to his head
"LOOK AT ALL OF THESE DAMN COUCHES!
Nick: his living room is like a fucking rap video now
Jarrod: are they known for couches?
Anthony: i heard he's putting 12 inch rims on the chez lounge
Nick: 12 inch dildos
Jarrod: what is a healthy non fattening breakfast?
i'd say yogurt and granola, but don't know where to get that every morning
Anthony: look at who you're asking
Nick: this is tom pretending to be dahlia
Dahlia: NO Jersey for you Jarrod. AND DONT EAT THE YOLK... EAT AROUND IT >>FATTY>>
Nicholas: imagine if in the divorce, she got to keep your last name, but yo uhad to change it
Anthony: hahaha
Jarrod: haha
D and I were talking about creating a new last name
Anthony: queer?
Jarrod: suuup
Anthony
: greetings
Jarrod: nm just going through my morning routines
Anthony
: assplay?
Jarrod: of course
i'm watching a video on how nothing is an original idea
Anthony
: i heard that video was re-done by apple
Anthony: tom did nick join "d" gym yet?
Jarrod: D team?
Thomas: putting quotes around the d eliminates the time u save. might as well write "the"
Tommy: dont take it up with me take it up with tone
Anthony: what do i have to do w/ this
i traded food for muscles
tom chose the food
and besides jarrod you are in nyc
so eat an organic bowl of dicks
Tommy: "so eat an organic bowl of dicks" has been nominated for gchat quote of the year
Anthony: its an honor to even be nominated
Jarrod: hey guys...
Nick: sawp
Jarrod: jacki sucks, right?
Thomas: yes
Jarrod: you think anyone actually calls jacoby and meyers
Anthony: yes
Jarrod: oh
Anthony: if no one called them for months, they wouldn't be able to afford commercials
next question, hehe
Nicholas: hey guys can we talk about something that involves me
Jarrod: I wanna be like nick
Anthony: grow your hair to look like Einstein and be more lanky
Anthony has joined
Jarrod has joined
Tom:: First!
that doesnt seem like a big deal anymore
Jarrod: it is in these parts!
Tom:: how are my nickel-shaped do-gooders?
Anthony: when i see a major car accident on the side of the road, i like to yell "sorry for your loss FIRST"
Jarrod: flying high
Tom:: lol
Anthony: before tomb and the meatwagon arrive
Nicholas: its like the engineers at google were so concerned with whether the could or they couldnt, that they never stopped to think if they should
Tom: mmm i like the way you think... a/s/l
Jarrod: i just sat on my ball
Nicholas: i think tone needs to proof read everything he types
jarrod fucking gross
get your sack shortened
i think thats a real surgery
Jarrod: ew
Jarrod: i'm not clickiing that
Nicholas: oh wait let me shorten that link so tone can click on it
Anthony: too long
Nicholas: its work safe
Men who are self-conscious and unhappy with the size or shape of their scrotum may feel as if they have no one to talk to because the subject is so personal and private. They may keep their thoughts about their bodies to themselves, even while it makes them self-conscious in the bedroom and uncomfortable during many different physical activities such as jogging, bike or motorcycle riding or horseback riding.
jarrod do you have issues horseback riding?
Jarrod: we'll find out
i'm going to ride an elephant
Nicholas: yo dat elephant gonna look at u n b liek 'damn dat nigga got huge ballz'
Jarrod: lol
i would kill that talking elephant
i'll be back ... lunch
Nicholas: if you eat his brain youll gain his ability to talk
i thought that was funny
because jarrod can already talk
Nicholas: i think tom is mad at me or something
Anthony: because of last night?
Nicholas: yea
cant a guy get a few yucks at someones funeral jeez
Anthony: he'll get over it
Nicholas: i wouldnt tell him how to act at a basketball game
Anthony has joined
Nicholas: well if it isnt jarrod the carrot gecek
Anthony: i think he's on his phone
so no group chat
Nicholas: they call him 'the carrot' because of his horribly disfigured penis
which is also orange
Anthony: i know
Jarrod has joined
Jarrod: Sup y'all
Anthony: jarrod has that southern sound now
Nicholas: nothing much carrot
Nick: welcome, once again to the weekly meeting of PAAEHTD
tone would you like to share with our members what that acronym means
Anthony: sure nick
the meeting of People and Animals Except HORSES That Date
Nick: what animals, besides horses, date?
Anthony: bears, fish, dogs, cats, hippo's, elephants
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Nick: i have a date on friday with a cute redhead
what im hoping is that i hit it
just fyi
Anthony: more like tmi
Nick: more like dmy
Jarrod: more like DIY
Nick: more like PDA
Anthony: HIV
Nick: JFK
Anthony: EMT
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Anthony: sup
Jarrod: nm, just coming up with great ideas over here
Anthony: for once
Nick: oh? like what
Jarrod: a pipe you smoke out of , that looks like the pipes from mario bros.
Nick: if we made that would tone smoke from it
Jarrod: id demand it
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Jarrod: what's going on
Anthony: not much
you back on your normal schedule
Jarrod: possibly
Nick: regis and kelly at 9
the view at 10
Jarrod: RACHAEL AT 10
Nick: cash welfare check at 11
Anthony: hahaha
Jarrod: guess who has a job interview tomorrow
answer: Jarrod
Nick: not you
Anthony: hogan?
oh
Jarrod: beat you all
Anthony: where at
Jarrod: some game company in brooklyn
Nick: don't forget to not put any effort into your appearance like you do everyday
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Anthony: lets cover his couch in jizz
Nick: what
Jarrod: huh?
Anthony: toms couch
Jarrod: gross dude
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Anthony: im psyched for no.1 chinese tonight
Nicholas: yucko
Anthony: ?
you got a better chinese place in matawan?
Nicholas: no. 1
Anthony: oh ok
Nicholas: I DIDNT FINISH
no. 1 pizza hut
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Nicholas: jarrod what 'style' of art is like, the portrait on a dollar bill
is that like a lithograph?
Anthony: erotic
Tom: file that under who gives a shit
Jarrod: you've voided your bowels and it was 90% fingernails
Nichlas: so what happened with claudia last night
Tom: oh her car died.
Jarrod: well, that's where your career comes into play
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Thomas: if someone offered you a house if you killed a homeless guy and there was no question youd get away with it... would you do it?
Jarrod: how big of a house?
Thomas: up to 1 million dollars
Jarrod: and can i pick the homeless guy?
Thomas: sure
Jarrod: i couldn't bring myself to do it.
i would also have to furnish this house, and that's expensive
who's going to pay my heating bill?
it's all too much, kill your own bum
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Tom: Ok time to make the doughnuts
bbl
Anthony: i thought he buried people
Nicholas: lol
Anthony: SOYLENT DONUTS
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